In my free time I decided to get ambitious and clean my fridge. Before the mold-covered mysteries decide to evolve and walk out of the fridge on their own. I am a little ashamed to admit that I have amassed such a ridiculous amount of junk in my kitchen.
On the first day of Christmas my fridge gave to me...
A one year old jar of vegan mayonnaise
On the second day of Christmas my fridge gave to me...
Two ancient potatoes sprouting
On the third day of Christmas my fridge gave to me...
three cartons of soy milk
On the fourth day of Christmas my fridge gave to me...
Four jars of red curry paste
On the fifth day of Christmas my fridge gave to me...
Five mostly empty jars of salsa
On the sixth day of Christmas my fridge gave to me...
Six bottles of salad dressing
On the seventh day of Christmas my fridge gave to me...
Seven fossilized tortillas
On the eighth day of Christmas my fridge gave to me...
Eight eggs without an expiration date
On the ninth day of Christmas my fridge gave to me...
Nine forgotten pickle spears
On the tenth day of Christmas my fridge gave to me...
Ten containers of unidentifiable food
On the eleventh day of Christmas my fridge gave to me...
Eleven bottles of outdated condiments
On the twelfth day of Christmas my fridge gave to me...
An ice tray that has never been filled.
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